nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

image

 thank

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Dont ruin a good today by thinking about a bad yesterday. Let it go.

midnasbitch:

blossoming-existence:

october-eightyeight:

laughing-trees:

carniecopter:

We are not so different.

I love this, we are all just occupying different forms

this is the coolest f*cking thing

this is so important

this.

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caaaaaaaaaaaaassbutt:

paperbackscausemetrauma:

sabrina-is-with-the-winchesters:

Sam and Dean Winchester

#1 Dads of the year

they learnt from the best

ouch

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fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

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hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

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vanehwasreal:

whodatmeeem:

danielhowellphillester:

vanehwasreal:

friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!

me:

image

This is such a disturbing picture

I’m gonna cosplay it

please do.

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justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

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nightmaresofinsomnia:

If you’re scared of the purge in real life clap your hands
*clap clap*

If you’re angry about what’s happening in Ferguson clap your hands
*clap clap*

If you’re terrified about what’s happening in america clap your hands
*CLAP CLAP*

If you’ve lost all faith in humanity because of what’s happening in America clap your hands
*CLAPPING INTENSIFIES*

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rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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lilacblossoms:

star-loser:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

dynastylnoire:

d-o-r-ia-n:

lierdumoa:

crapherlululemons:

harrietvane:

Photographers keep draping Zoe Saldana over her robust, stubbly [interchangeable] sci-fi costars.

still can’t tell the difference

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meekz-is-jesus:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty motherfucking baby

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knuffelvos:

wear your armor

whether it’s makeup, a band tshirt, your fandom pins, tattoos, jewelry, your favorite ripped pair of jeans, or something no one else can touch or see like your favorite song repeating like a mantra in your head, the sound of your own heartbeat, or the knowledge that you were brave enough to get out of bed today when everything else inside you said “no”

wear your armor and kick ass

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dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

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